The Menu.
Try Not to Drool. 🤤

Peanut butter, banana & honey. The smoothest morning energy boost that doesn't require grinding beans. Chaotic? Absolutely. Correct? 100%. 🍌

🥜 Peanut butter  |  🍌 Banana  |  🍯 Honey  |  Fresh bread

Scrambled egg, cheese & tomato, toasted until golden and slightly smug about it. Add bacon and ascend to a higher plane of breakfast existence. 🥓

🍳 Scrambled egg  |  🧀 Cheese  |  🍅 Tomato  |  Toast  |  🥓 Bacon +R10

Egg & cheese with avo OR mushrooms — your call, we scramble, everybody wins. Very filling. Very cheeky. Very Monday-proof. 😏

🍳 Egg  |  🧀 Cheese  |  🥑 Avo OR 🍄 Mushrooms  |  Fresh bread

Toasted cheese & tomato. An icon. A classic. A therapy session in sandwich form. She never fails, never disappoints, and costs R35. Case closed. 🏛️

🧀 Cheese  |  🍅 Tomato  |  Toasted bread

Ham, cheese, pickles & onion, toasted until everything melds into one deeply emotional experience. Your coworkers will be jealous. 😤

🐷 Ham  |  🧀 Cheese  |  🥒 Pickles  |  🧅 Onion  |  Toasted bread

Avo, feta, cucumber, sprouts & pesto. A plant queen who doesn't need meat to make a statement. Bold. Fresh. Unapologetic. 💅

🥑 Avo  |  🧀 Feta  |  🥒 Cucumber  |  🌱 Sprouts  |  🌿 Pesto

Bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo. Classic. Commanding. Arrives and everyone goes quiet. That's Big Boss energy. 😤

🥓 Bacon  |  🥬 Lettuce  |  🍅 Tomato  |  Mayo  |  Fresh bread

Triple-decker: chicken/ham, cheese, egg & bacon. This is not a sandwich. This is a commitment. A lifestyle choice. A whole event. 🎉

🍗 Chicken/Ham  |  🧀 Cheese  |  🍳 Egg  |  🥓 Bacon  |  Triple-decker

You run this. Pick your base, stack your fillings, live your truth. We don't judge. We just build — and we build well. 🛠️

Ice cold. Non-negotiable sammie pairing. Choose your weapon wisely. 🧃

🥤 Coke  |  Coke Zero  |  Sprite  |  (330ml can)

H₂O. Hydration. The responsible choice. We respect it even if it's not the most exciting thing on the menu. 💧

💧 Still Water (500ml)